Birth Stories

Birth Story 1: "Hey dad, let me help you out with that." "No daughter... you're pregnant... so go take a rest." As usually the mother wouldnt listen and help her dad out by moving boxes around. As she was moving a box of heavy tools, the mother begin to feel a ache in her stomach. As being the (grandfather...soon) the grandfather got mad and called the husband to come home and take her to the hospital. Life an hour later the family arrive at the hospital and gave birth to a 6 pound chinese baby boy. Ya man Quinn Wu. My mom told me that my dad was holding her hand with sun glasses while a white russian doctor was heloing my mom. My grandparent and other relatives waited paiently to see whats up. Thank god i came out with a good health but a bad attitude. My mom told me the first thing i did was cried for food.

Birth Story 2: "Hey mom, howcome you have a big stomach?" "Cos you are having a baby brother." "Umm... How?" "Son, you'll learn this eventaully. i was small and didnt know what the fuck she meant by having a baby brother coming out from her stomach. I though she shallow my brother and going to get him out. I dont know... hey i was small. As my mom was making soup, she accidentally burned her arm and i suggest that she had her water broke and immendiaelty my dad came out from the shower and took us to the hospital. Then my anut shows up and took me to my grandma's place and i heard that she had a hard time giving birth to my brother. My mom even told me i was screaming when the doctor told her away because i thought they are going to do something to her.

Birth Story 3 : Yesterday, i went over to my mom's friend's place to have dinner. i realized that there were 2 kids playing on the rug and i observe the house, while i saw a picture of this other boy. i realize that she has 3 children and i began my search. I saw these stairs and start to amke my way up as i saw a baby looking at me mentally. Oh my god that kid was ugly. I began to freak out and ran back to my mom. When dinner shows up i wonder what teh retarted kid had for lunch or breakfast. Probably nothing. As soon as i got home, i asked my mom whats up with that kid. My mom said the mother got beat up by these people because she didnt return the money she own them. And she drank and smoke a lot too.

Baby Story 4 : In the middle of the night, my anut woke up with a pain. My uncle has overtime at work, came back home after 5 minutes when my anut was awake. My uncle didnt know what to do... so he called my parent and grandparent to come over to check. My anut was about to give birth. So my parent and other relative took her to the neighbor. The neighbor was friendly and helped my anut to give birth. She was place on the bed with many towel and a warm water. My anut told me she was scared and trying very hard to push the 9 pound baby out, when she is so fuckin skinny. My anut was scared and my uncle was like OMFG... Overall.. the birth was great and everything was fine. Oh yeah... this was back in China... when mostly the hospital will be close. So my cousin was bored at China.