Wow! i am pretty amazed by all the videos i saw, excpet for the C section videos. All these videos of human, land animals, and sea animals giving birth was pretty facisnated. Based on youtube videos of how animals gives birth was pretty awesome and funny. My response to the America Way of Birth is pretty safe and a hope of confidents. And mostly when the baby is borned, the baby is being taken away. For animals in the zoo, the baby will have time with their mother then later on it wil be examine by vets.
In my cases when the birth is happening, it is most likely the birth will be taken place at the hospital. The patient will lied on her back and spread her leg wide open while the doctors and nurses exaime her. Machine will surround her and reporters, cameraman and relatives will be looking. The mother will be pushing while the doctors is trying to get the baby out. While i was watching the video "Monty Python" that shit is so freaking funny. The way the doctors and the nurses was fooling around with the patients. The way the doctors told the fatyher to step outside because he wasnt a relative. OMG. And the way the nurse clean the baby and let the mom see her child.
If animals are having birth, mostly likely they will just give birth wherever they are. But according to Andy's videos, birth was taken place at a zoo. When the mother giraffe gave birth to her baby, they spend time together and it was pretty awesome of how the baby giraffe came out. The mother dolphins was giving birth while people was looking. It was pretty cool of how every animal was giving birth to their child, the leg or tails are sticking out. After the mother dolphin gave birth to her child, the swim happily.
Now back to the human birth, when the mother gives birth, the doctor immendietly takes the child away. Just to exaimed the baby to see whether the baby is healthy. According to the rules, the doctors must takes the baby before letting the mother look at it. Which took away the connections of the mother and her child. i think that was the wrong idea but i can see that the doctors has a point. The doctor takes the child before letting the mother sees it, becuase they ahve to check if the baby is healthy and they ahve to do some medical care to the baby. When i was like 1min of the c section video.. it was so scary. I swear.. i will not be there for my wife. IF we are planning to do c section
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
America Way Of Birth
For the mens only : have you ever thought of standing next to your wife while she is giving birth? I know i will be standing next to my wife, holding her hand while she gives birth. But i will close my eyes and put on my sunglasses. Giving birth takes a lot of energy and it fucking hurt. Did you also know that there are many ways of giving birth? In the America Way of Birth, woman has to either squat, lay on their back with their leg wide open, walking around or in a tub. But the most commong way of giving birth is that the woman is lying on their back, hooked up with machine and spreading her legs apart, while lights are shining at her and people taking pictures. But thats not only it, there is 90percent of chance that the mother will be hungry and has to go throught pain. They either take a drug or just have to keep pushing.
Today during history class, Andy made a point that women that are afraid of bring hurt, they mostly uses drug or technologies to adviod the pain. But also theres are many ways of giving birth, C- section, cutting your stomach open... etc. Those are to speed up the situation and not waste anytime. I even learned that if the mother took drugs while she is pregnant, the baby will come out to be stoned.
Today during history class, Andy made a point that women that are afraid of bring hurt, they mostly uses drug or technologies to adviod the pain. But also theres are many ways of giving birth, C- section, cutting your stomach open... etc. Those are to speed up the situation and not waste anytime. I even learned that if the mother took drugs while she is pregnant, the baby will come out to be stoned.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Ways to give birth
What percentage of woman squad down to gives birth?
What percentage of woman have to use C section?
What percentage of father helps raise their child?
What percentage of woman hates giving birth?
What percentage of woman choose to take drugs during pregnacy?
What percentage of woman doesnt go to the hospital to give birth?
What average of babies come out after the water break?
What percentage of men watches their wife gives birth?
What percent of babies get born in the forest and haven’t seen any white doctors?
What percentage of woman have to use C section?
What percentage of father helps raise their child?
What percentage of woman hates giving birth?
What percentage of woman choose to take drugs during pregnacy?
What percentage of woman doesnt go to the hospital to give birth?
What average of babies come out after the water break?
What percentage of men watches their wife gives birth?
What percent of babies get born in the forest and haven’t seen any white doctors?
Birth Stories
Birth Story 1: "Hey dad, let me help you out with that." "No daughter... you're pregnant... so go take a rest." As usually the mother wouldnt listen and help her dad out by moving boxes around. As she was moving a box of heavy tools, the mother begin to feel a ache in her stomach. As being the (grandfather...soon) the grandfather got mad and called the husband to come home and take her to the hospital. Life an hour later the family arrive at the hospital and gave birth to a 6 pound chinese baby boy. Ya man Quinn Wu. My mom told me that my dad was holding her hand with sun glasses while a white russian doctor was heloing my mom. My grandparent and other relatives waited paiently to see whats up. Thank god i came out with a good health but a bad attitude. My mom told me the first thing i did was cried for food.
Birth Story 2: "Hey mom, howcome you have a big stomach?" "Cos you are having a baby brother." "Umm... How?" "Son, you'll learn this eventaully. i was small and didnt know what the fuck she meant by having a baby brother coming out from her stomach. I though she shallow my brother and going to get him out. I dont know... hey i was small. As my mom was making soup, she accidentally burned her arm and i suggest that she had her water broke and immendiaelty my dad came out from the shower and took us to the hospital. Then my anut shows up and took me to my grandma's place and i heard that she had a hard time giving birth to my brother. My mom even told me i was screaming when the doctor told her away because i thought they are going to do something to her.
Birth Story 3 : Yesterday, i went over to my mom's friend's place to have dinner. i realized that there were 2 kids playing on the rug and i observe the house, while i saw a picture of this other boy. i realize that she has 3 children and i began my search. I saw these stairs and start to amke my way up as i saw a baby looking at me mentally. Oh my god that kid was ugly. I began to freak out and ran back to my mom. When dinner shows up i wonder what teh retarted kid had for lunch or breakfast. Probably nothing. As soon as i got home, i asked my mom whats up with that kid. My mom said the mother got beat up by these people because she didnt return the money she own them. And she drank and smoke a lot too.
Baby Story 4 : In the middle of the night, my anut woke up with a pain. My uncle has overtime at work, came back home after 5 minutes when my anut was awake. My uncle didnt know what to do... so he called my parent and grandparent to come over to check. My anut was about to give birth. So my parent and other relative took her to the neighbor. The neighbor was friendly and helped my anut to give birth. She was place on the bed with many towel and a warm water. My anut told me she was scared and trying very hard to push the 9 pound baby out, when she is so fuckin skinny. My anut was scared and my uncle was like OMFG... Overall.. the birth was great and everything was fine. Oh yeah... this was back in China... when mostly the hospital will be close. So my cousin was bored at China.
Birth Story 2: "Hey mom, howcome you have a big stomach?" "Cos you are having a baby brother." "Umm... How?" "Son, you'll learn this eventaully. i was small and didnt know what the fuck she meant by having a baby brother coming out from her stomach. I though she shallow my brother and going to get him out. I dont know... hey i was small. As my mom was making soup, she accidentally burned her arm and i suggest that she had her water broke and immendiaelty my dad came out from the shower and took us to the hospital. Then my anut shows up and took me to my grandma's place and i heard that she had a hard time giving birth to my brother. My mom even told me i was screaming when the doctor told her away because i thought they are going to do something to her.
Birth Story 3 : Yesterday, i went over to my mom's friend's place to have dinner. i realized that there were 2 kids playing on the rug and i observe the house, while i saw a picture of this other boy. i realize that she has 3 children and i began my search. I saw these stairs and start to amke my way up as i saw a baby looking at me mentally. Oh my god that kid was ugly. I began to freak out and ran back to my mom. When dinner shows up i wonder what teh retarted kid had for lunch or breakfast. Probably nothing. As soon as i got home, i asked my mom whats up with that kid. My mom said the mother got beat up by these people because she didnt return the money she own them. And she drank and smoke a lot too.
Baby Story 4 : In the middle of the night, my anut woke up with a pain. My uncle has overtime at work, came back home after 5 minutes when my anut was awake. My uncle didnt know what to do... so he called my parent and grandparent to come over to check. My anut was about to give birth. So my parent and other relative took her to the neighbor. The neighbor was friendly and helped my anut to give birth. She was place on the bed with many towel and a warm water. My anut told me she was scared and trying very hard to push the 9 pound baby out, when she is so fuckin skinny. My anut was scared and my uncle was like OMFG... Overall.. the birth was great and everything was fine. Oh yeah... this was back in China... when mostly the hospital will be close. So my cousin was bored at China.
The Idea Of Birth
Sigh... I think the idea of birth is very difficult and off topic. I aint really into birth and not very interested ti know how mothers gives birth to their child. This whole process of mother giving birth just giving me a headace and i can feel the knot on my stomach. It is a lot of work and extrememly painful. Yo, have you ever though how doctore could manage to stare at the woman hole full of blood and trying to get the baby out. Thats fucking disgusting. As a 17 years old teenage i am still in school and trying to upgrade my grades. My girlfriend and i had a converstation on how many babies we are making. I could answer that but i wasnt thinking of how she going to give birth. Yeah i promise her i have to be standing next to her while she gives birth, with my fuckin eyes close. As you can see i love to play with kids but they can sometimes be a real pain. If i cant take care of little kid sucj as my cousin, how can i be able to ahve a kid of my own. I aint scared of blood but.. but... looking at my future wife's vagina... that is full of blood.... it is terrrifly. Right now i am scared but maybe later on... i wont be.
Im glad i aint a female. Hey sometimes i ahve trouble taking a shit... i know how it feels to ahve a kid coming out from your body. Thats fuckin gross. i dont wanna learn how this is connect to the America Way of Birth.
Im glad i aint a female. Hey sometimes i ahve trouble taking a shit... i know how it feels to ahve a kid coming out from your body. Thats fuckin gross. i dont wanna learn how this is connect to the America Way of Birth.
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